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The Perfect Emotional Restart

Friday, April 17th, 2009

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Sometimes when live gets tough, problems arise, and we just get boggled down, we need something to revive us, give us a fresh start. We may go day by day, bottled up, and emotionless, trying to get through each day, and although we do get the job done, it might not be what is best for us.

Life can be so stressful, and as I progress through mine, I start to gain a new found respect for others that have already been through what I have been through, or more.

It seems like life is one long marathon, and we can take it easy and not live at all, or be running our hearts out every step of the way. It just seems a waste to not give it your all, see more, do more, live in every moment. We only have one life to live, and we should give it our all.

Every small aspect of life should be cherished, from the happy times to the sad times, from the times that make you smile to the times you want to cry. The one thing that we all might be taking for granted are tears, these tears might be tears of joy or sorrow, but they help us.

Tears are a wonderful and powerful thing. One of the best feelings one can feel in their lifetimes are tears, and I don’t mean the tears one feels when someone dies, but the tears we might have when our life turns another page. These tears can be of joy and sorrow, joy for how far we have come, and sorrow for the past we have left behind.

The only thing I don’t understand, yet feel, is being ashamed of these tears. I sometimes long for these tears, so I can rest more peacefully for tommorow, a brand new day, of endless possibilities and cherished moments.

Ketchup Explosion!

Friday, May 30th, 2008

This might of happened to many of you, and some of you will probably find it silly, but with the right conditions, opening your ketchup bottle may result in an unwelcome surprise.

I have the worst luck when it comes to any type of liquids. At any point, with any liquid, there is a chance I will be wearing it. Now, this might seem a little strange that a grown man has problems with liquids, but what usually happens to me is normally unexplainable, except for a handful of times, this being one of them.

One day, I was sitting on the couch, watching TV. Being lazy, I had made myself some frozen White Kastle Burgers (cooked at the time of consumption of course). Now, when I am consuming these little delectables, I usually squirt a little mustard and ketchup between the “giant” meat patty and hamburger bun, and usually do this two burgers at a time (before eating them and going on to the next two).

When I was on my last set of two burgers, I flipped the cap off my ketchup bottle, and to my surprise (at the time) the ketchup bottle started spewing ketchup everywhere like a volcano, with no assistance from my part. Luckily this time it didn’t land on me, or it probably did (knowing my luck), but in amounts I could not see. Even though none of the ketchup landed on me, I still had plenty of clean up to do.

What happened?

Well, like a lot of people, I enjoy my ketchup cold and straight out of the fridge. Unfortunately, the ketchup bottle was nearing empty and was flipped cap side down in the fridge. When I did take the ketchup out of the fridge, and set it right side up, some of the ketchup remained near the cap at the top, with a vast area of cold air trapped underneath.

As I ate my burgers, and with enough pause between my previous usage of the ketchup and the time of erruption, the air that was trapped under the layer of ketchup began warming up to room temperature, expanding and building up pressure (that is what hot air does, it starts a party, and needs more room to dance).

Thanks to the design of the ketchup bottle, the bottle was well sealed, with no where for the pressure to escape until… someone who is lucky enough to pop the cap open, and witness the volcano of ketchup!